Patricks bedtime

You know that Sunday night where Patrick talked to everyone on the phone absolutely smashed, this was the ending.

Street Advice

Patrick and David set out for a walk in St. Kilda looking for a place to eat and drink. Little do they know that a stranger is watching one of them from across the street.

Old Guy: How long have you been growing them there?
Patrick: 7 years bro.
Old Guy : Ive been growing my hair for seven years as well but it hasn’t grown any longer.

Old Guy: When are you going to get rid of them?

Patrick: Im going bald so im trying to keep them for as long as possible.

Old Guy: Your not going bald.

Patrick: Bruv! Check out these receders!!

Old Guy: What you need is a copper pot!

Patrick: A copper pot?!

Old Guy: If you drink from a copper pot you wont go bald.

Patrick: Hey, ill believe anything if it stops me from going bald.

Old Guy: Anyway fellas I gotta go, got a book on order at midnight book.

Patrick: Alright bruv, thanks for the advice

David: ...........

Smoking is cool when your 13

The other night I sat down and watched some television. There wasn’t much except for a documentary on smoking. It was halfway through by the time I started watching but I could still follow it. They interviewed some lady who had had throat cancer and due to the cancer had lost 80% of her throat, leaving her with a hole in her neck for what id imagine is there to help her breath. She was explaining how addictive smoking is and how she tried to stop etc. She seemed to be pretty upset about the whole losing the throat thing, as you would expect so it surprised me when she suddenly brought a lit cigarette and smoked through the whole she had in her neck!! So anyway Patrick and I were drawing on our day off on Tuesday and I remembered the smoking lady. I drew Fraser as the smoking lady, basing the picture off of a photograph that Todd had taken a few months ago. Note that the curl has got out of control, the old man straw hat and the cry baby tattoo.Im such a good friend.

In my eyes the greatest picture Fraser has ever done

There are a few pictures that we have drawn since we've been in Melbourne that have been deemed (by one man) too offensive to post. Ive been holding on to this one for ages, wanting to share it with everyone but i knew i couldnt. Looks like ive finally cracked.

If you knew the subject matter it makes perfect sense.

"The Holiday"

This weekend Todd and Fraser are off down Great Ocean Road. Patrick and I werent invited, reason being it wouldnt be deemed "a holiday". I think we all know who thought up that brilliant excuse.

Blue Bird

Fraser has been busy at work.

Stallone

I had my 3rd run in with a boxer the other day, the first two being sitting a couple of rows back from Shane Cameron on the plane to Auckland (he could totally kick Tua's ass) and the second being watching Rocky Balboa on the flight to Melbourne ( a bit slow at the start but Sly did alright with it). This third one is to do with my job. I processed a boxers health insurance claim. Due to security I cant actually say his name but if you’re the least bit schooled in boxing you’ll know who im talking about when I say that he is ‘the men’. And for all you doubters out there. I checked and it is him.

Talking of Sly, if you haven’t seen the footage of the new Rambo movie on youtube, watch it, looks great. He cuts a dudes head off, since when did he start doing that? He also uses a big machine gun, just like always.