Pineapple

When Fraser was a wee lad he knew this punk rock junkie called Pineapple. He was somehow connected to Frasers mum, i cant remember how ( i was told but now forget). He was a tattoo artist and had a big ginger mohawk. He drew a picture for Fraser of a dog standing on flaming skulls. This was deemed too awful a graphic for Fraser to have on his wall and therefore wasnt allowed it until he was much older (21).

Dr Strange

Fraser has a uncle called Dennis. He is a mystic.

(Edit) Again the stupid picture wont enlarge. The word balloon says: "Im Uncle Dennis. When Fraser was young I gave him a snake picture book for Xmas - he loved it. Im also a Mystic."

Reflecticve gear

ok , Todd did that blog a couple of days ago about the bums that hang around our neighbourhood. Ive got a story about one of the them. Ofcourse like any other story i tell, the actual subject is obscure, doesnt really make sense at first, but later on it does.

Theres this one bum that hangs around outside the supermarket down the road. He always there in the morning when i go to work. I noticed that he was wearing one of those reflective safety jackets/vests that road workers/people working in dangerous areas wear. Now this guy is no construction worker so why is he wearing it. The next day i take a closer look and it turns out hes wearing two layers of reflective safety gear. Why? He doesnt need one so why does he need two. And why would he choose to buy that as a type of clothing in the first place. If your living on the streets you want something warmer. Their all fuckin stupid.

Trash father and friend

I was on the tram Friday. It was pretty busy so i had to stand and hold onto the railings near one of the doors. At one of the stops in the city this father pushing a pram with a young girl inside climbed onboard, supported by one of his mates. They parked themselves right next to the door, fairly close to where i was standing. I knew these two guys were trash Australians so i look down at the kid to see how she was fairing. She was a mess. Poor girl looked like she hadnt been cleaned in months. She had a pink 'my little pony' tracksuit on that had gone brown with filth, as had her shoes. Filth on her face, hands and the doll she was carrying, which was a cabbage patch doll that didnt have any clothes. Later on in the trip the tram door got stuck and wouldnt open when the tram pulled up to a stop. The father mate had a great idea that if he kicked it, it would open. So he did and it opened, but the whole time after he kept shouting that he had a magic foot. Im sick of this shit.

Korn

I found this picture whilst i was eating breakfast on Saturday. It was in this shitty music mag thats released every week. I couldnt help but rip out the picture and draw on it.

Where's Wally

Hes all about this.

Shit films and Blog Criticisms

Over the last week Todd has been trying to convince Patrick to watch Disneys 'High School Musical'. He claims that its good. I beg to differ.

Oneday there was a Todd, a Fraser, a Patrick and a Dave. They were sitting in a room, just hanging out. From out of nowhere my blog was criticised by a Todd.

Farewell

The story i said i would do a couple of weeks ago is finished sort of. I got lazy and didnt finish it until yesterday. There was one last page but gave up on it.

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Friday Night Fights

The usual situation.

Picture Magazine

Theres this magazine that Todd and Fraser buy. Its shit. The last one had a picture of some awful looking lady. I drew a picture of her but its been lost, Fraser drew a picture which isnt lost.

Colossus

Fraser's favorite X-men is Colossus. Growing up in the 90's, Colossus was always protrayed, along with others, as being an extremely over-the-top muscle bound freak with steel skin. Frasers not happy at the way he is portrayed and wants to see 'the definitive Colossus story' produced. Perhaps even sporting long hair.

Mike & Charlotte

Congrats again!

Post problems

I still cant find out why the pictures on previous posts wont expand in size so ive just added the captions underneath of what people are saying in the pictures. Enjoy.

Patrick: Lord of the Rings

Heres a tale that Mike will find amusing. I was on the tram other morning, on the way to work. There was this large bum sitting on one of the seats. His feet were massive and the skin looked strong and hard. His nails were long, thick and yellow. He obviously hadn't worn shoes let alone socks for a long time. He could probably stand in fire and it would do nothing to him. Along with the strong feet he only had one sandal on and the sandal itself was just as strong and beaten looking as his feet. The rubber had gone hard with age with cracks appearing around the beaten in toe grooves. Aside from those standout features i also noticed that he was wearing a ring on one of his fingers (not a wedding ring). I was intrigue. I told Patrick about it and told him my thoughts on it. He went wild. I hadnt seen him go wild like that since i said that i never ever see people with cold sores and wondered where they were.

Anticipation maybe

I am undertaking my most ambitious project of this blog so far. It will be my farewell from drawing anything from the "Fraser's Boss" universe. That doesnt mean that you wont get any from Fraser, the true 'artist' of this blog. I believe he may be working on something as well. Look for it this weekend.

Patrick holds immunity this week.

Unfortunatly theres no Patrick drawings this week, just a couple of things Fraser had been messing about with at work.

Skeleton: "Its beautiful isnt it Greg?"

Goblin: "Indeed it is Noel."

The Dinosaur: "Sir I have been working really hard as of late and have kids to support. I dont suppose I could have a pay rise?"

Fraser: "Damn proud of you boy."

Christmas Party

After seeing what Patricks work parties look like, Fraser introduced us to what his place of works parties look like. It looks like a much better time.

Pink Pants is thinking about ducks.
Old guy: "The Seafood is Amazing".
Bobafett is thinking "Oh my god, its Fraser Burrow".
Fraser: "Nice to meet you sir".
Random Party Guy: "Man the Black Crusade will be awesome".