Unfit Chest Guy

With the gym I go to containing some of the most state of the art equipment available on planet earth there are some draw backs. Fucking Australians think they automatically know how to use them and wont be told any different. There is one guy who has obviously been working out his chest far too much as its massive but the rest of him is unfit and soft. He came in for a personal training session and unleashed his opinion on the poor helpless gym employee whose brow protrudes over his eyes. Its like he has no eyes! Hes great though and very helpful, in fact hes Todd's favourite guy and hes much better than the dude who every time hes sees me asks if Ive seen Flight of the Conchords yet. I answer yes every time but he doesn't listen. I now avoid Wednesday because of him.

Tram Lady

I was on the tram coming back from Collingwood (fun fact: Did you know that Eddie McGuire, host of the popular 'who wants to be a millionaire?' and numerous other television game shows is the king of Collingwood?) when all of a sudden this old lady started shouting out random crap. None of it made sense but the quote in the picture stood out as my favorite absurd outburst. I could only see the back of her but knew she was wearing those humongous blue blockers that old people wear. I just assumed she had puckered little lips. She also had one of those trundler bags with her. One could only imagine what obscure and insane things she had in there.

Casual Day Training

A couple of months ago i was invited to a training session for work focusing in on fraud and security. I wasnt too interested in it but it got me out of doing work for an hour or so. It was on a casual friday so everyone was dressed in the finest casual outfit. The guy running the training session was wearing a hooded zip down top. Through the whole training session he kept his hands in his pockets, even when referring to the slideshow being projected on the wall he would point through his pockets. It started to annoy me. Does he have a skin condition? It wasnt cold. I dunnno.
And for some bonus information, the guy leaves the company on Friday!

Sorry for the bad condition of the picture. Its been in my bag for a long while.

Comecca

I thought i would post this just in case some of you havent seen it yet This was finished a couple of months ago. Drawn by me (on my lap, not a desk) and coloured and re-lettered by Mike. Im sorta grasping at straws for material until tomorrow when i draw something but trust me, theres more stuff coming. But whilst you wait download Orson Welles' War of the World radio broadcast circa 1938. Its great!

Wall mounted displays

Fraser Burrows KP is back on the wall at the Murderville flat. It really is were he belongs dont you think? On our other wall we have Elvis KP promoting the Salesforce christmas party, something Fraser sadly missed out on. Hes got some good company up there too in Freddy, Alan Moore and maybe Simon playing cricket. Cool!!

Thursday Cards

On Thursdays Me, Simon, Blair and Phillip head out to the local Murderville Irish bar which is just down the road from our house to play cards and drink a couple of pints. Last Thursday Todd ventured out of his 'cool' flat to join us. He complained a lot about his food and how he couldnt win. I'd had enough.

Left handed drawing

I was bored so i thought a good idea would be to test out my left handed drawing powers.

Simon and Todd

Simon and Todd are the best of friends as you can see from the picture. Friendly enough that Todd would take his pants off for Simon. K.P. is impressed as is the dwarf man that gets on the train from Murderville (Yarraville actually. There was a fatal shooting here the other night) with arms and hands thats size is beyond that of a normal persons. And just for you Mike, he reminds me of Puck from Alpha Flight.