Girls gone wild

We went out for tea last night to some pizza place up the road. The guys went in to order whilst i got us a table outside. As i was waiting for them to come out i overheard a conversation between a three ladies sitting behind me. The storyteller of the three proudly told the tale of her being on a yacht, being offered $300 to go topless, taking the money whilst taking the top off, and thinking it was the greatest thing ever. Her friends were so jealous.



Google image was surprisingly unhelpful.

Condom full of walnuts

The shit i have to see when i walk home from work.

Fart Mark

New pictures from Fraser Burrow fresh from a week at rehab.

Broadcasting live from work

Every now and then the internet security at work gets lazy and unblocks a lot of sites usually restricted, like this one. Today is one of those days so i thought i'd take advantage of it and drop a little post. A while back i found a blog whose sole purpose is to post images of superheroes and other funny book characters getting kicked in the nuts. Its such a brilliant concept.

http://nadshot.com/

Roadtrips

Toddwood, Simon, Patrick and I went for a road trip on Saturday, hiring a car and driving around Victoria. It was a blast seeing the outback with trees and the colour green instead of buildings and junkies. We went to some place where aboriginal carvings were placed throughout a little sanctuary. They were all cool.

Then we went down south to a place called Venus Bay. We wanted a swim but when we got there it was too cold. We decided just to throw a tennis ball around instead. They were really bad tennis balls, the worst ive ever seen. The one we used on the beach ended up splitting after a few catches and the one before that split after Simon bounced it on concrete outside the store we brought it from. Shit! Patty almost got one in the face, not really, but a cool photo.

Spaceman cigarettes

Before Fraser left, we made an agreement that he would send me some of his genius every now and then when he got the chance. Heres the first batch, in full space themed colour.

Its gotta suck having the moon hate you.

This is awesome cos its so stupid.

Boxing Day Cricket

On Boxing Day Simon and I went to the MCG for day 1 of the first test between Australia and India. I hadnt been to the MCG in five years and at that time it was under contruction. The place is massive with around 68000 people there on the day. Aside from the terrorist warning on the big screen and the banning of the mexcian wave due to safety concerns it was really fun. Cricket rules Petrick.

And More

Wine stains!!

New Birthday Years

For those who dont know, its my birthday today and we (Patrick and I) drew some pictures to celebrate.

Simon and Stallone

Patrick need confidence in his singing voice, the only man that can help is Neil Fallon from Clutch.

After Patrick spoke to Mike. He still hasnt told me the special meaning behind it, or maybe he did and i forgot. Nerds.

When i first got here i brought a Mr. Bungle t shirt. It fitted alright at the time but now, after not wearing it for a while and getting a bit fat and soft it shows off all my bumps. Simon doesnt like me using the term 'bumps'.