I was on the tram Friday. It was pretty busy so i had to stand and hold onto the railings near one of the doors. At one of the stops in the city this father pushing a pram with a young girl inside climbed onboard, supported by one of his mates. They parked themselves right next to the door, fairly close to where i was standing. I knew these two guys were trash Australians so i look down at the kid to see how she was fairing. She was a mess. Poor girl looked like she hadnt been cleaned in months. She had a pink 'my little pony' tracksuit on that had gone brown with filth, as had her shoes. Filth on her face, hands and the doll she was carrying, which was a cabbage patch doll that didnt have any clothes. Later on in the trip the tram door got stuck and wouldnt open when the tram pulled up to a stop. The father mate had a great idea that if he kicked it, it would open. So he did and it opened, but the whole time after he kept shouting that he had a magic foot. Im sick of this shit.
Sunday, 23 September 2007
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4 comments:
"I wish I was clean": Hilarious.
Well done, Dave.
a wish that will never be granted
"i'm sick of this shit" love it. such venom
rumor has it that tosh and the grey boys are jerks!
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