Street Advice

Patrick and David set out for a walk in St. Kilda looking for a place to eat and drink. Little do they know that a stranger is watching one of them from across the street.

Old Guy: How long have you been growing them there?
Patrick: 7 years bro.
Old Guy : Ive been growing my hair for seven years as well but it hasn’t grown any longer.

Old Guy: When are you going to get rid of them?

Patrick: Im going bald so im trying to keep them for as long as possible.

Old Guy: Your not going bald.

Patrick: Bruv! Check out these receders!!

Old Guy: What you need is a copper pot!

Patrick: A copper pot?!

Old Guy: If you drink from a copper pot you wont go bald.

Patrick: Hey, ill believe anything if it stops me from going bald.

Old Guy: Anyway fellas I gotta go, got a book on order at midnight book.

Patrick: Alright bruv, thanks for the advice

David: ...........