Ive got a couple of stories today, one that happened today and one thats been an ongoing problem for the last couple of months. The first one happened today at work. Every Monday a big box of fruit is brought up into the office for everyone to help themselves to. We also have team meetings on Monday and sometimes people bring a bit of fruit in to eat whilst taking part in the meeting, a bit noisy when you have something crunchy but whatever. Anyway we have this new middle aged guy with a massive head that started last week and he brought in an apple to the meeting. Every now and then id glance over and check up on his eating progress. When he got to the core i thought, he'll probably put that on the table or in the bin, but to my horror he put it in his mouth and ate it. Im pretty sure that stalk thing at the top of apples was still on it too! He ate it like if he was eating a lollie. Still dont know what to think of him after he dressed like a 14yr old skateboarder on casual Friday last week.
The other story is a bit disgusting but has plague me in every job ive had here in Melbourne. Every time i go to the bathroom i enter the cubicle and someone left something behind. I dont know if its just my rotten luck or someone is doing it deliberately to me. I had a good week last week and think i only stumbled onto it once but today, first time going into the bathroom at around 9.30 and there it is, someones mess. Its shit.
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Old fruit man is the grossest thing I've ever heard. I'd hate to go to one of your meetings; I just can't stand being around people when they're eating fruit, it grosses me right out, let alone some garbage eater like this guy. No thanks. I'd take the unlucky bathroom surprises over revolting fruit meetings any day.
You must really hate fruit eaters cos toilet surprises are no fun at all. Especially first thing in the morning.
dude that was one of the funniest reads i've had in ages
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