Tram Lady

I was on the tram coming back from Collingwood (fun fact: Did you know that Eddie McGuire, host of the popular 'who wants to be a millionaire?' and numerous other television game shows is the king of Collingwood?) when all of a sudden this old lady started shouting out random crap. None of it made sense but the quote in the picture stood out as my favorite absurd outburst. I could only see the back of her but knew she was wearing those humongous blue blockers that old people wear. I just assumed she had puckered little lips. She also had one of those trundler bags with her. One could only imagine what obscure and insane things she had in there.